Superquick tablet sweater

Take an old sweater...

Cut out a piece slightly larger than twice the tablet/phone you want to make a cover for...

Fold over, sew up the sides, turn right way out, sew on a button and loop...

All wrapped up...

Grumpy cat doorstop

Grumpy Cat is an internet phenomenon with her own wikipedia entry and merchandise. And several crochet patterns so you can make your own! A nice free pattern can be found on Ravelry here.

This pattern lends itself very well to turning Grumpy Cat into a doorstop, a role she fulfills with obvious pleasure. I just made her body slightly bigger and stuffed it with metal bits wrapped in a towel, so it's soft (for kicking in bare feet) yet heavy enough to hold the door.

How long can you stand all the grumpy looks before getting cheerful?